“Darn Right” - Insert Obnoxious Nose Scrunch Here

Posted October 4th, 2008 by colbertreport

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I know you all watched the VP debate last night, right? I sure as hell did. I was lucky enough to get home right at 9 when it started and watched it through to the end. The debate confirmed one thing for me, a feeling I already had but didn’t realize how strongly I felt it, and that is this:

I hate Sarah Palin.

Disregarding the woman’s non-existent experience on the national and international stage and her complete lack of knowledge when it comes to the economy and foreign affairs, I can’t even get past looking at the woman without getting angry. Her obnoxious facial expressions, her folksy language - “darn right”, “hockey moms” - and her utter contempt for anyone who has an opinion that differs from her own make her the scariest potential Vice President I think this country has ever faced. It is bad enough we just had 8 years of Dick Cheney (and to anyone who asks how important the VP really is, all you have to do is point to that “man”) but I will not, WILL NOT, stand for this woman being in the White House and, God forbid, being President of the United States. It shouldn’t even be allowed.